hmm, let's start with a random joke...

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At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth” even when you don’t know anything.

The boy decides to go home and try it out. As he is greeted by his mother at the front door he says, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don’t tell your father.”

Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don’t say a word to your mother.”

Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day, when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.”

The mailman drops the mail, opens his arms and says, “Then come give your FATHER a big hug!”

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this is going to be a random post...

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today, i was hanging out with my primary school mates, we ate kfc and watch meet the spartans at cineleisure, played pool at paradiz, and ate bk at ps...

the movie is retarded, but quite nice actually, i have never believed that movie is a good choice for outing, but sometimes, watching a short and retarded movie gives people a lot of topics to talk about, so, my view towards movie for a group outing has somewhat changed a little, but i'll still try to avoid movie, as it is quite expensive and has few opportunities for interactions

pool is normal, we had ten people, so got two tables, played in teams of two, loser pair out and wait for the next pair of losers. this is the third consecutive day i'm playing pool liao, and i'm getting lousier each time, like how i used to get lousier at playing lan the more i play, lol

finally, the most fun part of the outing, dinner at bk, ps. by then, there's only eight of us left, four of us bought food, and finished in a relatively short time, and we started saying cold jokes, some really really cold ones, including some which i've posted here, and we also played lame games(those kind like the bang bang who died game), really had a fun time laughing together, this is the thing i really hope to get at outings...

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enough of randomness, og outing this friday is brought forward to 10am, we will be meeting at paya lebar mrt, and "brunch" (which means breakfast and lunch combined, so please come without having breakfast, or you won't be able to have lunch), then we will go biking, like our first og outing, which seems like it's only yesterday, sometimes, it's really 岁月不饶人, so must really treasure our time together, as i was telling my band juniors just now...

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in the end i still ended up randoming, nevermind, too sian liao, i shall make this post colourful, and i shall end it with another random joke

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Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?”

One boy answers, “We found a ten dollar bill and decided
to give it to the person who tells the biggest lie.”

“You should be ashamed of yourselves,” said the teacher,
“When I was your age, I didn’t even know what a lie was.”

The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

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i was too lazy to put emoticons, so this post ended up looking full of text, sorry

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~og29forever~