hello i just found an extremely zai 三字经. dun mind it hor

人之初：at the beginning of life,
性本善：sex is good.
性相近：Basically, all the sex are the same.
西相远：But it depends on how you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time,
性乃迁：Sex will leave you.
教之道：The way of learning it,
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
养不教：If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过：it is your fault.
教不严：If they have lots of problem with it,
师之惰：their teacher must be too lazy to tell them about the details of sex
子不学：You may refuse to study this,
非所宜：but that is a real mistake.
幼不学：If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为：you will lose your ability when aged.
玉不琢：If you don't exercise your Manhood,
不成器：it won't become hard and strong.
人不学：If you don't learn sex,
不知义：you can by no means enjoy its sweetness

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