NEW ELEMENT IN THE PERIODIC TABLE


Element: WOMEN

Symbol: WO+

Atomic Mass: Accepted as 53.6kg; isotopes may vary from 40-200kg

Occurence: Copious quantities in all urban areas



PHYSICAL PROPERTIES

1. Boils at room temperature.

2. Freezes without any known reason.

3. Melts if given special treatment.

4. Bitter, if incorrectly used.

5. Sweet as Honey if given a proper treatment.



CHEMICAL PROPERTIES

1. Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and a range of precious stones and absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.

2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for unknown causes.

3. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.



TESTS

1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy.

2. Turns green when placed behind a better specimen.



POTENTIAL HAZARD



Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come in direct contact with each other.