A salesman comes up to a farmer in his barnyard. Next to the farmer is a pig with three legs.

As the pig hobbles around, the salesman says to the farmer, "That's terrible! Why don't you put that pig out of his misery?"

The farmer drew a deep breath and said, "Let me tell you about that pig. One night, my house caught fire and that pig ran through the house, woke everybody up and got us out safely."

"That's no reason to let him suffer!", said the salesman.

"That's true", said the farmer. "But there's more. One day, my tractor flipped over. That pig ran back to the house and got help for me. He saved my life."

"I'm sure he's very talented", said the salesman, "But look at him. He can hardly walk. Why don't you just take him to a vet and have him put to sleep?"

The farmer looked at the salesman and shook his head. "Listen buddy, if you had a pig that was that good, would you eat him all at once?"

Quote of the day:"Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film."